Bumi-Tengah preview: The Director Speaks!

Hewo evelybadi, this is your director, Eyeris speaking.

The first chapter of the LOTR parody is almost done, but before I kick off the parody, I would like to get a few things clear first:

1. This is MY parody, and you can do NOTHING about what I write here! BUAHAHA!
2. Everything written here is fiction, but will be based on real bloggers (mostly).
3. I will TRY to make you laugh, but no guarantees there. If it isn't funny, you're most welcome to cry instead.
4. This is going to be a very text-based parody, with occasional pictures here and there. I work better with Microsoft Word than Photoshop mar...
5. I'll be writing this in a pseudo book/movie style, with me as director/narrator.
6. It's gonna be based primarily in KL and PJ, for the most obvious reason that I bloody LIVE here and know the place best.
7. I could refer to Penang as the Undying Lands, but I'd prefer Sabah or Sarawak.
8. I'd toyed with the idea of turning Singapore into Mordor, but the geography didn't quite add up...
9. I'll be using bits and pieces of the parody I once did on the LOTRien Forums, so any LOTRiens reading this blog MIGHT find that some elements may have been recycled...
10. I welcome suggestions at any point of the parody, and if anyone wants to join me in writing it, you're most welcome to email me at eyeriz@gmail.com. :)

Ok, the Parody shall kick off in... er... about ... er... SOON!

Jeng jeng jeng....