BUMI TENGAH: The Malaysian LOTR Blog Parody

Welcome to Bumi Tengah, The Malaysian LOTR Parody blog!!

This blog is mainly gonna be a parody of LOTR using Malaysian bloggers as main characters. To be updated whenever I feel like it. :)

To read past chapters of the parody, go to the Contents page HERE)

Friday, August 05, 2005

Chapter 1.2: Suamwise, Minirry and Peterpin

After the VIPs arrived, the party started. There was a lot of drinking, dancing, cavorting, and singing.

Kendo arrived a bit late too, and immedietely went looking for his good friend Suamwise Gangrine. she was sitting all alone, moaning about how she still hadn't gotten a Bloggit boyfriend yet, even though she advertise so many times in her blog, and masuk paper samor.

The only person who replied was someone called Rosie who picked cotton somewhere, but she thought it was the WWE wrestler, and was too scared to reply.

On the other side, Minirry and Peterpin were playing with some of Gandaiz's magic fireworks.

They tried putting the fireworks inside a bamboo to make a meriam buluh, but it exploded when they were lighting it, and the magical debris hit them hard.

Peterpin got hit on the legs, and ended up in a wheelchair - a damn canggih one, with DOHC, a spoiler, sport rims and blue lights under the seat. There was also a cup holder that looked suspiciously like a broken CD-ROM drive.

Gandaiz later install for him damn power stereo system, with TV samor, so he can play techno music at full blast and watch Hong Kong cantonese serials at the same time.

Minirry wasn't injured, but got hit by a piece of magic wood, and became a woman.



Anonymous Peterpin said...

I want a cup holder too... and while Gandaiz is at it, I want a nitro kit too. Never know when I want to outrun a Ferrari or laugh myself silly on those slow days.

11:53 PM  
Blogger The Visitor said...

Peterpin, brother of Ayah Pin. LOL

1:43 PM  
Blogger Belacan said...

woi peter, the blue bling bling lights under the seat may just be ultra cool man! hehehe

5:36 PM  

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