BUMI TENGAH: The Malaysian LOTR Blog Parody

Welcome to Bumi Tengah, The Malaysian LOTR Parody blog!!

This blog is mainly gonna be a parody of LOTR using Malaysian bloggers as main characters. To be updated whenever I feel like it. :)

To read past chapters of the parody, go to the Contents page HERE)

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Chapter 2: The Story of the Cincin Namber One!

"WAH-SIOW! Got ring on the floor! Must be Unkel's wan. Yay! Can go pajak the thing and buy my dream car oledi!"


Gandaiz, in a fit of madness, hits Kendo with his gnarly stick.

"Oi! That ring got magic wan lar! Kenot pawn!"he said. "Come here, I tell you story..."

So Kendo decided to go and sit on Gandaiz's lap, and listen to his story.

"Er.. why do I have to sit on your lap?"

"Shut up, you wanna hear story or not?"

(Director: The scene fades out, and into a flashback scene that Gandaiz makes-up with vivid detail...)


(Eerie background music)


(Sounds of backstage workers scurrying around)


(Background sound:"OI! Don't touch me there!")


(Director: Scene fades back to light, and ACTION!)

Once upon a time, there was a EVIIIL Blogger Overlord called Eyeron.. He was so powerful that no one knew he was evil. So he go and bluff all the elves lar, the dwarves lah, and the Jantan.

He told the elves, "hey, I want to start a business at Jalan Petaling selling ciplak jewelry lar. Want to join-venture?" So all three Tai-kor in the elf gangs decided to join-venture, and they make three damn power Rings to wear.

At the same time, they joint-venture and make seven Rings for all the dwarves, but the dwarves go and hilang all the rings, so Eyeron damn fed up with them.

So he go and make nine rings for the Tai-kor of the Jantan-jantan. He told them, "Ok, I give all of you some damn cun cincin, but you must wear you know? If don't wear kenot have magic wan."

So all the tai-kor of the Jantan-Jantan's gang all wear the rings, and all become kuli to Eyeron because the Ring got spell that make them think Eyeron is Lilian Too, and that if they follow him, they will have good Feng Shui also.

After he made all those rings, Eyeron damn clever. He quiet quiet make another Ring, called the Cincin Namber One, and it was connected to all the other rings by wireless network connections. With it, he can control the Jantan who wear the Nine Rings like remote control, and make them wear black all the time.

The dwarves had lost theirs while digging potholes in Jalan Tun Razak, so he don't bother with them anymore.

But the Elves hor, they damn clever. They found out about the Cincin Nambar One, and they decided to attack Eyeron's HQ to destroy it. But Eyeron lagi pandai. He go and put all sort of power in his Ring, and he upgrade it to 1024MB RAM, so the elves kenot fight him.

But Eyeron forgot to put firewall on his ring, and suddenly, this bloody idiot called Isidork go and cut of his finger, and so he lost the ring and his hard disk crash. And Eyeron went missing for a while because he got no internet to update his blog.

Isidork took the ring, and wear it for a while, but it got snatched one day by a guy on a kapcai (itulah, why go and wear it on the neck?) while he was walking around SS2, and while chasing the kapcai, Isidork got run down by a KFC truck. And no one saw the ring again...

Until one day, it was found by and evil little bloggit named...



Anonymous Sharlini said...

Hehe ... hehehehehe ... HAHAHAHAHAHA

I had fun reading it. Please Sir, may I have some more? :D

It's good to read something Malaysianized, makes it so darn comfy!

6:53 PM  
Anonymous Laura said...

*cough* *cough* *cough* *choke*

Sorry...I do need to stop guffawing...and get back on my chair,(fine, I'm kidding for the latter).

This is really, REALLY amusing...

More, eh? Lolz...

5:59 PM  
Blogger thefirstChristmas said...

hahahah... this is so damn funny!

4:04 PM  

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