Chapter 3.0: Gandaiz vs Shaoruman the White Guy
While Kendo and gang were still on their way to Amcorp Mall using the LDP, Gandaiz was already on his way, riding his Kapcai called Shadyfaxmachine to his taikor Shaoruman's HQ: Menara Telegard!
As he was approaching Telegard, he looked at the weird looking tower and said to himself, "Wahlau, whose idea was it to build a bamboo shoot building. like cheapskate Hari Sukan trophy only."
Just then, he heard a voice from the tower, "OI! Don't insult my tower. I cut off your Streamyx then you know. What you want, Gandaiz the Purple?"
"Shaoruman. I've come to seek counsel. My Streamyx always down lar, and everytime I call your hotline always hear the bloody song only. I damn sien oledi lar. You can pull string for me ar?" said Gandaiz.
"Oh, and I think I found the Cincin Nombor-Satu."
Upon hearing that Gandaiz had found the Cincin, Shaoruman suddenly became damn friendly. "Haiyor kawan. Why you never say so? Come up to my tower. I ask my kuli to go and fix your Streamyx for you. You want coffee ar? We got Starfucks. Very good coffee-flavoured sugar water. Guarantee give you ceret-beret wan."
So Gandaiz went up to Shaoruman's tower. Suddenly, he felt an evil presense...
Gandaiz: "GAH! Why got a big ball in the middle of the hall wan?"
Shaoruman: "Oh. THAT. MPPJ donno why suddenly come and put that ball here, and say for deco wor. Since got no use wan, I go and convert it to magic TV antennae so I can get Astro free and watch Wah Lai Toi."
"Aiseh, but now you know my secret oledi. You know I'm getting Astro for free. I cannot let you go unless you give me the Cincin."
Gandaiz: "WHAT?!?!? NEVER! Besides, the gold colour don't match your white clothes. match my purple robes better."
Shaoruman: "AHA! You dare defy me? I work for Eyeron wan you know! I boycott you and tell everybody you use disabled toilet then you know. HAH!"
With that, Shaoruman started hitting Gandaiz with his (fake) Astro remote, and force Gandaiz to breakdance on the floor while listening to Channel [V] playing old MC Hammer songs..
Then, with his evilness yang amat mengkagumkan, he magicked Gandaiz and left him trapped at the top of the Telegard Tower, inside the water tangki.
And there Gandaiz stayed trapped... until...
| As he was approaching Telegard, he looked at the weird looking tower and said to himself, "Wahlau, whose idea was it to build a bamboo shoot building. like cheapskate Hari Sukan trophy only."
Just then, he heard a voice from the tower, "OI! Don't insult my tower. I cut off your Streamyx then you know. What you want, Gandaiz the Purple?"
"Shaoruman. I've come to seek counsel. My Streamyx always down lar, and everytime I call your hotline always hear the bloody song only. I damn sien oledi lar. You can pull string for me ar?" said Gandaiz.
"Oh, and I think I found the Cincin Nombor-Satu."
Upon hearing that Gandaiz had found the Cincin, Shaoruman suddenly became damn friendly. "Haiyor kawan. Why you never say so? Come up to my tower. I ask my kuli to go and fix your Streamyx for you. You want coffee ar? We got Starfucks. Very good coffee-flavoured sugar water. Guarantee give you ceret-beret wan."
So Gandaiz went up to Shaoruman's tower. Suddenly, he felt an evil presense...
Gandaiz: "GAH! Why got a big ball in the middle of the hall wan?"
Shaoruman: "Oh. THAT. MPPJ donno why suddenly come and put that ball here, and say for deco wor. Since got no use wan, I go and convert it to magic TV antennae so I can get Astro free and watch Wah Lai Toi."
"Aiseh, but now you know my secret oledi. You know I'm getting Astro for free. I cannot let you go unless you give me the Cincin."
Gandaiz: "WHAT?!?!? NEVER! Besides, the gold colour don't match your white clothes. match my purple robes better."
Shaoruman: "AHA! You dare defy me? I work for Eyeron wan you know! I boycott you and tell everybody you use disabled toilet then you know. HAH!"
With that, Shaoruman started hitting Gandaiz with his (fake) Astro remote, and force Gandaiz to breakdance on the floor while listening to Channel [V] playing old MC Hammer songs..
Then, with his evilness yang amat mengkagumkan, he magicked Gandaiz and left him trapped at the top of the Telegard Tower, inside the water tangki.
And there Gandaiz stayed trapped... until...
1 Comments:
dude, bersemangat man, you did this at 2am?! i kind of like MC hammer...
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