BUMI TENGAH: The Malaysian LOTR Blog Parody

Welcome to Bumi Tengah, The Malaysian LOTR Parody blog!!

This blog is mainly gonna be a parody of LOTR using Malaysian bloggers as main characters. To be updated whenever I feel like it. :)

To read past chapters of the parody, go to the Contents page HERE)

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Chapter 4.2: The Tale of the Ah-Benguls

So it was that Sekunder and the four bloggits decided to hide in Speedy Video and wait for the Ah-Benguls to search for them at the mamak on the lower ground floor of Amcorp Mall.

"Whew! Lucky I pull you up here just now. The Ah-Benguls were already here!" said Mackragorn.

"BLUFF! You pulled me up here because you thought I was a COOKIE!" said Kendo.

With that, Sekunder fell silent. And then after five minutes, he spoke up again...

"You know who those Ah-Benguls are? They were once Bloggers like us, very femes ones samor. They were Tikors of the Jantan-Jantan gang. But Eyeron gave all nine of them a Cincin each.

"So they became kuli to Eyeron because the Cincins they had had a spell that make them think Eyeron is Lilian Too, and that if they follow him, they will have good Feng Shui also."

Mackragorn paused sebentar, for dramatic effect, then continued:

"So now, they no longer have minds of their own. they don't blog on their own anymore. Now, they have all taken to blogging about football only, and even set up this stupid football blog called Hantu Bola so they can hantam David Beckham and Man Utd all day, and assimilate ALL football fan bloggers into Liverpool fans. Damn evil I tell you."

"They've also taken to dressing up in black, dying their hair like Ah-Bengs, listening to Beyond songs and riding around on BMX bikes."

"BMX BIKES?" Asked Kendo, surprised.

"They got no money to buy Kancils to modify mar."

The five of them waited, and they waited, and they waited, and by and by, they decided that it was safe to leave. So Mackragorn and the bloggits went down to the basment parking, where they jumped into Kendo's Bill8555 the Protony, and Mackragorn drove them out into the Federal Highway.

"Where are we going lar?" asked Suamwise. "And how do we know we can trust you?"

"You HAVE to trust me because Gandaiz sent me to protect you. And as for where we are going, I will tell you once we get there..."

so Suamwise shut up, sulked a bit, took a few pictures on her cameraphone, and Mackragorn drove on in silence, until they reached a lookout point called....



Blogger Yvonne Foong said...

Hahaha! Tell me you're a bogus journalist, so I would understand how you find time for all these.

5:06 PM  
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