Chapter 4.5: In Which Mackragorn Sings Like Awie
"... HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!!! TO ME! TO ME!!! I AM YOUR KING!!!!" cried Mackragorn as he made his usual pompous grand entrance.
"Eh, where's my army? Aw heck, alone again ar? This Mat Rock business not good for keeping friends lar. Everybody run away when they hear me sing Isabella."
"Oh damn... have to fight now... UNHAND THAT BLOGGIT YOU SON OF A BENG!"
And with that gloriously silly warcry, Sekunder launched himself at the Vitch-King, shining a Eveready free torchlight at its face to scare it away from Kendo.
"Begone, evil Ah-Bengul!" he cried. Trying to hit them with his Pegawai Lalulintas glowstick. When that didn't seem to do much, Sekunder launched into the first verse of Bernafas Dalam Lumpur by Wings, singing at the top of his lungs.
"Lama mana lagi, Hendak ku turutkan!"
Hearing that those verses, the Ah-Benguls began to screech with agony. They tried to fight back by singing a Beyond song, but their Cantonese not very good (they all Hokkien lang mar), and they could not match Mackragorn's incredible karaoke skills.
"Kata telunjuk yang menuding kepalaku!"
As he finished the first verse, the Ah-Benguls finally could not tahan the extreme Mat-Rock-ness of the song, and began to flee. Mackragorn chased some of them, hitting them with his Pegawai Lalulintas glowstick, and even managing to throw his torchlight and hit the Vitch-King on his head. BOINK!
Once the Ah-Benguls had fled the scene on their BMX bikes (singing Beyond songs to themselves to sooth their wounds), Mackragorn looked over at Kendo, only to see that the bloggit had gone pale and was frothing in the mouth.
"Darn it. Forgot to ask Kendo to close his ears before I started singing."
| "Eh, where's my army? Aw heck, alone again ar? This Mat Rock business not good for keeping friends lar. Everybody run away when they hear me sing Isabella."
"Oh damn... have to fight now... UNHAND THAT BLOGGIT YOU SON OF A BENG!"
And with that gloriously silly warcry, Sekunder launched himself at the Vitch-King, shining a Eveready free torchlight at its face to scare it away from Kendo.
"Begone, evil Ah-Bengul!" he cried. Trying to hit them with his Pegawai Lalulintas glowstick. When that didn't seem to do much, Sekunder launched into the first verse of Bernafas Dalam Lumpur by Wings, singing at the top of his lungs.
"Lama mana lagi, Hendak ku turutkan!"
Hearing that those verses, the Ah-Benguls began to screech with agony. They tried to fight back by singing a Beyond song, but their Cantonese not very good (they all Hokkien lang mar), and they could not match Mackragorn's incredible karaoke skills.
"Kata telunjuk yang menuding kepalaku!"
As he finished the first verse, the Ah-Benguls finally could not tahan the extreme Mat-Rock-ness of the song, and began to flee. Mackragorn chased some of them, hitting them with his Pegawai Lalulintas glowstick, and even managing to throw his torchlight and hit the Vitch-King on his head. BOINK!
Once the Ah-Benguls had fled the scene on their BMX bikes (singing Beyond songs to themselves to sooth their wounds), Mackragorn looked over at Kendo, only to see that the bloggit had gone pale and was frothing in the mouth.
"Darn it. Forgot to ask Kendo to close his ears before I started singing."
4 Comments:
Wow. 2 chapters in 3 days! that's like a record, right? :P
I'm gonna guess you don't have any work to to do...
oi, look at the time this was posted lar. i lost sleep writing this entry ok???? haha
OMG! AhBenguls are Hokkienlangz. That explains a lot....
I like! Keep going, yay!
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